RE: she let me watch

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BOOOOOOOOO!

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That's the LAZIEST boo I've ever seen!!!

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Look at you

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Who, me??

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who who who!

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this guy, that's who!

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LOL they are such naughty bastards!!!!

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Totally! I loved that gif. I bet you can relate to that one too. 😂

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😂 I want to know why that crow has grey feathers (what breed is that?) and how it can pull a frying pan like that, even though it's a small frying pan.

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My gif crow was a hoodie.

Your gif bird isn't a crow or a raven, it's a GOOSE.
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I can't believe you missed the THREE ravens in my gif. You got juice with goose that got you goosed, eh? That explains your blindness.

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I'm only blind because I got to see ALL the evil and you're just jealous.

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Grow a third eye like cyclops. We're both living in a hell world, even if it's different corporations and different landscapes, so there's nothing to be jealous of. Want to compare to see which pocket of hell is more fun?

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My world isn't too hellish most days...
and I already HAVE a third eye, thankyouverymuch
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and a beard, but I shave that.

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isn't too hellish

Isn't that a vision of an illusionary illusion?

and I already HAVE a third eye, thankyouverymuch

Lies. I need to SEE proof.

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proof:
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False. Not proof. This is a gif of a mutant fish from The Simpsons.

#nineclawsfactchecked

I await authentic proof.

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Weeeeelllllllll... if you'll take my word as proof, all my therapy has severely improved my clairvoyance. For example, I was doing energy healing on my cat the other day and saw that back when she was a stray she got hit in the head and sustained a concussion (which explains a lot of her random weird behavior, weird even for a cat). When I healed that for her, in two steps, she sighed, both times.

And today I was working on a patient's neck and asked the tissues what was wrong (with the tiny pinecone of my mind). I got an image of a fork (yeah, wtf, I don't know), so in my mind's eye I removed the fork and in that instant the tissues relaxed and found their natural shape again.

But if you prefer a gif...
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I'd be ok with Betty White becoming some kind of third eye deity.

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I
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loss
for
words
in
my
wonderment
of
mint
minted
with
might
in
sight.

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A loss for words, huh? Some consider that flattery.

Others think of that as writer's block.

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I think of it as...

I'm not authorized to say my actual thought(s) about that publicly on the internet.

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You can say anything on the internet! Well, anything except that thing you know about that guy that got killed in Quebec on August 17th, 2013.

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😂 Luckily for me, I don't know any male Quebecers alive/half-dead/dead since forever.

I can say anything I like online, providing I have authorization. Same applies offline, and in person. I'm ruled by my self-rules listed longer than a ruler that doesn't infinitely exist.

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As I was writing my last ost this afternoon, I saw the notification number start clicking up and up. "Oh, Nine must be online," I said to myself.

Rules rule!!! When healthily self-imposed.

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As I was writing my last ost

Oh wowzaz! That sounds fun. Writing an ost. I don't know how to do that. Can you give me some ost pointers please?

"Oh, Nine must be online," I said to myself.

Ob hoy, I said to my other self, the one that was online at the time.

When healthily self-imposed.

You wouldn't want me interfacing in this world without my rules. Trust me on that. Besides some psuedo authority would surely attempt possession in my abstention.

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Huh. I wrote an ost? How ostentatious of me.

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Stop teasing me and tell me how to write an OST. I need to know. NOW.

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It's like a roast, but it doesn't start ra(w).

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How does it start?

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like this
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I think I thought I saw you do this first...

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That's called going for a ride on your butthole. When Pilot does it I sing him a song with a western accent.

HE'S GOING FOR A RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
ON HIS BUTTHOLE.

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Should I say what we call that here?
Rides
Buttholes
I better not.

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Ride ON is different from ride IN. We're not talking tunnel of love, here.

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How do you know it's different?

We're not talking tunnel of love, here.

Now I see where this tunnel-mountain fetish comes from. Crystal clear not like drinking beer through a looking glass while half-trashed.

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What were we talking about, then? If not the tunnel of love, then what? The tunnel of hate?

Who said that? I said that? Or you. Who are you? And why can't you just drink the beer straight from the can like the rest of us forest-dwellers?
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If not the tunnel of love, then what? The tunnel of hate?

Love/hate-black/white squares on the chessboard floor columned door, where I go no more 'cuz I know what's in that store.

Who are you?

Best question to ask is not Who, but What, then give it a follow up of Where without your stare.

And why can't you just drink the beer straight from the can like the rest of us forest-dwellers?

Because I drink the nectar of trees.

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