she let me watch
Little lady with a big booty.
Backlit on the night dock of the River Elbe.
Sweet silken strands oozing from her nether regions.
Sticky.
Deadly.
She let me watch.
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Awesome captures 😎
I love watching spiders web their spiderweb 🕸️
Thanks! Me too.
you captured the moment well done
thank you!
Pervert! 😄
Who me? Or her??
You and your voyeuristic photography. Shocking.
Are you really that shocked.
note how I ended it with a period for emphasis
That's the LAZIEST boo I've ever seen!!!
Look at you
Who, me??
who who who!
this guy, that's who!
LOL they are such naughty bastards!!!!
Totally! I loved that gif. I bet you can relate to that one too. 😂
😂 I want to know why that crow has grey feathers (what breed is that?) and how it can pull a frying pan like that, even though it's a small frying pan.
My gif crow was a hoodie.
Your gif bird isn't a crow or a raven, it's a GOOSE.
I can't believe you missed the THREE ravens in my gif. You got juice with goose that got you goosed, eh? That explains your blindness.
I'm only blind because I got to see ALL the evil and you're just jealous.
Grow a third eye like cyclops. We're both living in a hell world, even if it's different corporations and different landscapes, so there's nothing to be jealous of. Want to compare to see which pocket of hell is more fun?
My world isn't too hellish most days...
and I already HAVE a third eye, thankyouverymuch
and a beard, but I shave that.
Isn't that a vision of an illusionary illusion?
Lies. I need to SEE proof.
proof:
False. Not proof. This is a gif of a mutant fish from The Simpsons.
#nineclawsfactchecked
I await authentic proof.
Weeeeelllllllll... if you'll take my word as proof, all my therapy has severely improved my clairvoyance. For example, I was doing energy healing on my cat the other day and saw that back when she was a stray she got hit in the head and sustained a concussion (which explains a lot of her random weird behavior, weird even for a cat). When I healed that for her, in two steps, she sighed, both times.
And today I was working on a patient's neck and asked the tissues what was wrong (with the tiny pinecone of my mind). I got an image of a fork (yeah, wtf, I don't know), so in my mind's eye I removed the fork and in that instant the tissues relaxed and found their natural shape again.
But if you prefer a gif...
I'd be ok with Betty White becoming some kind of third eye deity.
I
am
at
a
loss
for
words
in
my
wonderment
of
mint
minted
with
might
in
sight.
A loss for words, huh? Some consider that flattery.
Others think of that as writer's block.
I think of it as...
You can say anything on the internet! Well, anything except that thing you know about that guy that got killed in Quebec on August 17th, 2013.
😂 Luckily for me, I don't know any male Quebecers alive/half-dead/dead since forever.
I can say anything I like online, providing I have authorization. Same applies offline, and in person. I'm ruled by my self-rules listed longer than a ruler that doesn't infinitely exist.
As I was writing my last ost this afternoon, I saw the notification number start clicking up and up. "Oh, Nine must be online," I said to myself.
Rules rule!!! When healthily self-imposed.
Oh wowzaz! That sounds fun. Writing an ost. I don't know how to do that. Can you give me some ost pointers please?
Ob hoy, I said to my other self, the one that was online at the time.
You wouldn't want me interfacing in this world without my rules. Trust me on that. Besides some psuedo authority would surely attempt possession in my abstention.
Huh. I wrote an ost? How ostentatious of me.
Stop teasing me and tell me how to write an OST. I need to know. NOW.
It's like a roast, but it doesn't start ra(w).
How does it start?
like this
I think I thought I saw you do this first...
That's called going for a ride on your butthole. When Pilot does it I sing him a song with a western accent.
HE'S GOING FOR A RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
ON HIS BUTTHOLE.
Should I say what we call that here?
Rides
Buttholes
I better not.
Ride ON is different from ride IN. We're not talking tunnel of love, here.
How do you know it's different?
Now I see where this tunnel-mountain fetish comes from. Crystal clear not like drinking beer through a looking glass while half-trashed.
What were we talking about, then? If not the tunnel of love, then what? The tunnel of hate?
Who said that? I said that? Or you. Who are you? And why can't you just drink the beer straight from the can like the rest of us forest-dwellers?
Love/hate-black/white squares on the chessboard floor columned door, where I go no more 'cuz I know what's in that store.
Best question to ask is not Who, but What, then give it a follow up of Where without your stare.
Because I drink the nectar of trees.
When?
If you stop handpuppeting me fangy by the scruff of my neck for a moment I might meowswer.
fin.
How did we get to seven...
The interesting part is that this family makes a new one every night and then dismantles it at dawn and goes off to hide
Orb web weavers, right? In some ways I envy that simplicity of life. As long as you can find a really good hiding place from the birds.
Yes they are, they hide pretty well
I've got a buddy living over my bed right now. I think she's an orb weaver but she leaves her web up for several days at a time, I guess because it's safe from birds in here. She's the size of a small pea. I don't usually let them stay right above my sleeping space but since she's been a resident my unending fruit fly invasion seems to be actually coming to an end...
SHe makes me feel like a real witch.
Awesome! fat round spiders in corners could belong to a number of species. If you posted her, I missed it. Let's see pics? Even if our species are different, the broader families are the same
Just shitty cell phone pics but this was the first time I got up close. Couldn't get to the other side without disturbing the web. And now I'm thinking, I don't know a ton about spider anatomy, but is that a boy body?
Such lovely legs. Cool knee-high socks.
Nope is a girl. Boys have large pedipalps and aren't always tiny. Looks like one of the Theridid family
Oh so you don't think she has big pedipalps then, do you? I don't know if she should be offended. I also feel like I don't look at spiders enough because I honestly thought those were big. Thanks for sexing my friend! And makes sense that this would be a cobweb spider. I have plenty of cobwebs...
Tonight I stood on the bed and asked her if she would please consider moving into the kitchen above where I keep the bananas because the fruit flies are coming back. Let's find out if I really am an animal communicator or if I'm just a crazy crow lady. Also fine with being both.
Maybe move the bananas there?
I may be a messy and disorganized person, but I draw the line at bringing bananas into the bed. 😆
Oh you mean I can't interest you in one of these? This too is a thing
Oh gaaaawwd. 🤣
Actually I could use something like that for when it's camping and it's raining...
Not a bad idea for camping