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lolztoken.comWhat can you serve but not eat?Divorce papers.Credit: reddit<

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lolztoken.comWhy was it so easy for the scientist to learn how to make glass from lizards?It was clear from the gecko.<

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lolztoken.comWhat do cheaters do after they die?They lie stillCredit: redd

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lolztoken.comWhat do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?A cartridge in a bare tree.Credit

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lolztoken.comWhy was Pavlov's beard so soft?Because he conditioned it.Credit:

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lolztoken.comWhere did Phil Collins record all his songs?In the Stu-Stu-StudioCredit:

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lolztoken.comDid you hear about the Irish guy who was assassinated at the antique store?It was a knick knack paddy whack.

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lolztoken.comWhy did the art thief's vehicle run out of fuel?He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

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lolztoken.comWhat do cats cook for dinner when they're in a hurry?Minute MiceCredit:

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lolztoken.comWhat is a birds favorite thing to watch in tv?A duckumentary.Credit:

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