there's someone in my papaya

it's not every day you cut open a papaya and find someone inside it

something is definitely not right here

this is what i expected to see

or maybe like this

certainly not this

somebody's got some serious 'splainin to do

is this a new kind of secret transhumanism lab that produces papaya people

i've heard that papayas make great lube. did some guy slide his seed in here and it somehow hooked up with a couple of papaya eggs?!?

i mean seriously what the hell is going on here

when they are tired they just lie down and go to sleep

i have to admit though that it does look quite cozy in here

these two were probably doin' alright before i came along and found them

i was intending to eat this

but now i'm not sure what to do

i don't want to become a cannibal

it's too crazy

i think i'll turn the lights out on these two and try to forget the whole thing

and find a normal papaya instead