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Before going forward, I'd like to remind you my office had cleverly installed a signal jammer in the WC, the moment one stepped inside the toilet, only GSM signal was available, all data was cut off. Since then I have never been able to spend quality shitting time doing my business whilst writing my blog.

With my genius brain, I came up with an idea. I hide one of my phone outside the toilet, share a hotspot data and use my main phone to connect to my other phone at the outside of the toilet. I can't believe the genuisism I have and that allowed me to make posts for a few days...

Until we received an email from HR, stating there's illegal hotspot signal being broadcast at the WC 😅 Ofcourse their signal jammer can detect other data activities, and proceed to blocked those Mac addresses. For all you know, my phone MAC address is under HR record now and I am warned if there is a breach of illegal digital activities in the WC again, HR is going to conduct MAC address sweep to find out who owns those phones(I have every reason to believe they already know who I am).

So, no more toilet bowl rant.

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Since my life is now bored and suck with 16 hours a day stuck at work, and I love blogging, I guess the only topic that can never run out will be my food journey.

Brian Noodle is my secret call sign for this noodle. It was inspired by my friend @justinparke couple of years ago when I pack these noodle home, the noodle kinda settled with the plastic bag shape and formed a brain shape. Since then, whenever I go back to the shop to order my noodle, I call it brain noodle. The shop operator always write Brian Noodle at the packaging, do it's now officially Brian Noodle. Matter of fact, several other customers now call the shop owner Brian. Good noodle inspire a generation. Good name for the noodle, can change the world!

Over the weekend, I took a short time off gone out with the home minister after dropped the kids at Sunday school. We went for peanut paste soup and water chestnuts soup, and a huge plate of shrimp paste salad. Yes, shrimp paste, that thing that smells like soccer athlete's socks that Uncle Roger always make fun off.

Curry noodle is also a big portion of my workdays lunch. Generally speaking, there's nothing much taste good around this region. Curry is the least disappointment dish we can have here.

And once in a blue moon, I will go crazy with huge breakfast at the Happy Elephant. Elephant is vegan, just like Justin. I'm guessing the shop owner name his customers after elephant, so we eat happily and be the size of an elephant.