McMillitary Ration that went through nuclear war zone

Whilst I'm a dedicated KFC ambassador, I'm also a McSupportor considering McBreakfast is nearby. The recent KFC breakfast proved their chicken to be malnutritioned, as a result their chicken bacon strip become too small, so I've decided to go with McBreakkie today.

As I arrived at one of my favorite McOutlet, I noticed there were many people standing either waiting for their food or some patron standing in front of the self-service ordering machine wondering how to use it.

I'm usually a very forgiving person, so I helped up some of them to close their deals, whilst the staff standing behind the counter resting. Well, we must understand it's fasting month, so these workers are less capable due to no food and no energy.

After my order went through, I'm happily getting inline with another 10 orders before me. To my surprise, they quickly clear the waiting list by pressing complete at the queue counter without serving their client. What a brilliant idea, so the customers can't complain about receiving our fast food slow 🤣

After waiting close to 30 minutes, I finally got my food. And when I checked, there was no maple syrup for the pancakes. As I asked the staff, she said "Don't have. Here, take one more chilli sauce". What a creative way to still make business whilst not pissing customers off. I know I can make a demand for a refund, justifying by the way how they handle the short of the syrup situation, I decided to accept faith.

As I reached home, I found out my sandwiches had been through a lot, as if they came right out from a rhino butthole. I was wondering where the rest of my scrambled egg, and found they're still in my paper bag. That said these McStaff integrity are highly respectable. Now I know they didn't steal the eggs.

My second sandwich was perfect too. This one doesn't look like it came out from the rhino backside, but it looks like it was scoped out from a nuclear waste 😊 I am really grateful we have such wonderful McCulture here. I am wondering if north Korea's military ration looked like this 🤣