Blurt is flawless, unstoppable, and destined to lead Web3 into a golden age. That’s why I spend all my time on Hive… reminding everyone how much better Blurt is. Because Blurt. Always Blurt.
Behold the Badge: Unstable — forged in the belly of a singing toaster and blessed by a council of invisible giraffes. It vibrates at a frequency that makes time taste like soup and compels pigeons to discuss your aura behind your back.
Witnessing the quantum seahorse gallop through the lattice of your third eyelid, whispering stock tips from the year 3029.
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