Men just don't understand women.

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Joe, the Cape Spurfowl (Pternistis capensis), was not a happy chappy. He stood there waiting for a long time, (if you are a man), then you know for who.
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The story goes like this. Joe's young wife Sandy said that she was just quickly running into town, to buy some airtime for her phone. Now Joe is a lot like me, as we both don't like shopping and so Joe decided to wait at a nice spot in nature. He waited and waited and waited.

Now you can see in his face that Joe was not happy.
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Finally Joe lost his head, and he started calling Sandy so loud that everyone at the other side of the town could hear him.
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Now look at this below. While in town Sandy ran into a friend and she admired her friend's hairdo. The hairdo is called the "Rapper" style, and the friend convinced Sandy to also have her hair cut the same. Sandy told her friend that Joe was waiting. Her friend said it would only take half an hour, so Sandy went with her friend to the hair salon, and they first washed her hair. The stylist was just getting ready to cut her hair, when a power blackout occurred. Now our power cuts normally endure for 2.5 hours.
So, I think that you can imagine how long poor Joe had to wait.

Have a look at Sandy's hair cut.
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They even put some makeup on her face.
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Joe was stunned. He forgot all about his long wait.
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Shame, the guy looked at me and I know what he was thinking. Women come from another planet!
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Just some fun here, as I felt so sorry for Joe. Whenever we go near a shop, I wait outside, and luckily, I've got my camera or a newspaper to pass the time, because I know that my wife says that she is just popping into the shop to get bread. Then after about an hour she emerges with half of the shop's contents in bags. My stock answer to her excuses for having me wait so long is I hope that the shares that she bought in the shop would be worthwhile.
Now, you can tell me below if you also have to endure the shopping torture, or if you are a woman-reader, then let us have some of your excuses for keeping us men waiting :)

I hope you have enjoyed the story and the pictures.

And That's All Friends.

Photos by Zac Smith - All Rights Reserved.

Camera: Canon Powershot SX70HS Bridge camera.

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Haha 😀,I loved the story. Thanks for sharing

You just need to accept it,since you know. Then you know we're keeping you waiting most of times either by doing your task or doing what will benefit. You will see sandy is styling her hair for Joe.

😂

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Just a bit of a tease and some fun to be had.

I think that they should ban all mirrors, as then women won't need hair salons 🤣

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The poor guy! Maybe he should get a phone, and let his wife call him when she's finished 😂 Then he can go for a nice walk instead of waiting!

!PIZZA !ALIVE !LOL

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Hahaha, that will not work, as his wife is the boss and what she says that he must do.
She doesn't trust him with a phone, as he might find some girlfriends to talk to 😉

!PIZZA !LOL !LUV

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🤣 tell her that the phone company always keeps records!

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Hahaha, this is a good chirp methinks 😉
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Hahaha
The way you said women came from another planet made me laugh.
The way men font understand women is the same way women don't understand men...lol
It is vice versa
Nice pictures!

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Yes, women come from Venus and men come from Mars. So, they can never understand each other.
!PIZZA

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Haha!
Your story made me laugh.
Yes, I know exactly what you mean.
You can't outsmart a woman at her own game, that is shopping.
That's a fact.

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Thank you and I created it exactly to get a laugh.
Women rules my friend and if you don't like it, then you will have a very miserable life. Especially when you moan about waiting for them. Shopping is in their blood !LOL

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Joe's good looks faded a little as he put on a bored face😅, Sandi still looks cute even though she is from a different planet

Interesting story, the photos you share are also very beautiful, thank you for sharing

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A bored face? Joe? He was so angry that he could catch snakes 😊
Thank you and I was just having some fun, as lately so many are very serious.
!PIZZA

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Although I have a phobia of birds, I am very afraid of any bird, but after reading the first part of the article I read the whole thing, fascinated.
I won against my own fear by seeing your caption!

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Thank you and I am glad to see that you have overcome your fear, as it's always a good thing.
!PIZZA

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