😿 Chairwoman Meow Struggles With Academics 🎒
It's not every day that a kitty takes on the responsibilities of a human student, but Chairwoman Meow gave it her best feline shot.
A Well-Rested Student 💤
After I found Meow shirking her responsibilities by sleeping on the books instead of studying them. Even after this she continued her extended recess outside where I found lounging in the grass as if there aren't hungry dogs in the village trying to chase her down. Either way I guess it's good to have a well-rested student in the classroom.
After coercing Chairwoman Meow back into the house classroom I asked her to resume her studies, and she promptly jumped on my lap and fell asleep. This wasn't a very productive study session by any definition, but how is this cat supposed to learn how to "cat" without reading Clawing & Scratching 101.
Knowledge Chewy Sticks ✏️
When Meow let me know that she was rested enough to attempt a round #2, I grabbed the pencils and put them on the table. Things didn't go as planned though, and Meow informed a lack of thumbs was seriously going to impact her paw-writing abilities.
I told her that a big part of "catting" is the ability to improvise under challenging circumstances, and if she really wants to possess human knowledge then she'll have to figure out a way to make it work. Upon hearing this the Chairwoman began to swallow the pencils like pills. I tried to stop her, but she insisted that the most likely source of intelligence is contained within these tasty human hand sticks.
You're Freaking Out Meow 😵💫
After Meow downed about 6 pencils, I checked the packaging and discovered the pencils were manufactured in North Korea. I immediately began to worry if Meow had ingested anything toxic or dangerous, and I found her outside experiencing some pretty intense hallucinations. After an hour she calmed down, we both had a laugh about North Korean pencils, and then we talked about how Geometry can be used to calculate escape angles from wild dogs.
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Chairwoman meow is very busy, sleeping. 🤣 No time for studying just sleeping. 🤣
She just doesn't understand the great effort it takes to be scholar 😜.
Well, school time is to good for chairwoman cat. Hahaha
How cute!
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It looks so cute and looks like it's resting very comfortably.
She certainly knows how to conserve her energy.
While it has been many years since I have had a cat living in the same house as me I do appreciate their incredible ability to sleep 18-20 hours a day followed by half an hour of insane levels of activity. Have you had an incident of the Meow freaking out at 3am for no particular reason yet?
I realize your comment is 5 days old, but you place wrote this 1 night after the first two nights she did the ole' godless killing machine freakout. I've learned that if I snatch her and hold close to me for 10 minutes she calms back down, but I have to suffer a few soft bites and scratches to get a hold of her. Monkey-B was the first member of our family to have Meow draw blood. Now I'm teaching her how the shape of a claw isn't friendly to anything being pulled in the opposite direction, so when some claws grab you, you just have to go with the flow instead of jerk away.
Chairwoman Meow may be trying to steal the pencils to write propaganda posters later on when you can't stop her :p
I did see the word "proletariat" written on the underside of our kitchen table, perhaps she is practicing her pen-cat-ship in order to create communist banners.
Hahaaaa. This is the poor man's psychedelics. These should be illegal hahah. C. Meow will need an intervention and some rehab.😄
Rumor has it North Korean pencils are made from catnip, nuclear waste, and dried fish parts, so I can totally understand her predica(t)ment.
When looking at your chairwoman meow trying to hold the pencil with her mouth, it makes me recall my late cat who tried to hold a pen to help me study for my higher qualification exam study 10 years ago !LOLZ
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Ginger kitties prefer pens to pencils, this is new to me. Did this kitty ever master cursive writing?
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