How to survive with eighteen dogs: "With feet through the door" method
Dogs can be unbearable. When the "with words through the mouth" method does not work, the "with feet through the door" method remains. The main thing is the exact content of the instructions.
Put the axe its place.
Remove the headlamp from your head (only relevant for my country where the lights are often turned off). However, this is not important, the main thing is to put the axe in its place.
Catch two or three dogs and put them in the car.
Get behind the wheel and carefully drive out of the yard. If something prevents you from driving a car, check if it is an axe. If necessary, return to step 1.
Come to the forest, let the dogs out of the car.
Walk 100 meters, return to the car and put the axe in it.You don’t need to be fined for illegal logging!
Walk, sing, do some exercise. Do this until your hands stop grabbing and looking for the
Now that you have calmed down, call the dogs, put them in the car and drive home.
Check what the dogs have done during your absence.
If necessary, return to step 1.
