[WE-163] Cleaning is my worst ENEMY! I need a cleaning lady.

Okay, that's really OVERREACTING for a motto. But I have to admit that my laziness is "that" severe already, to the point that just thinking about it is enough to make me feel exhausted. And in terms of punishment, it is like a death sentence for me. That worse? Yes, yes. So call me lazy all you want, but "today I don't feel like doing anything. Today, yesterday, and tomorrow, I will still be the laziest maggot that exists." Who's with me? There's still an open slot for y'all!

I might really sound proud of that, but no, I am not. I also hate myself for being lazy. If some are like, "If I can do it today, then I will!" I, on the other hand, am like, "I'll do it tomorrow, I promise!" Then repeat! Is it wrong? No! From my point of view, of course not because that's how I like it, but some will probably say yes, unless they are like me and have the laziest bone ever.

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So given the chance, if I can have a beck-and-call cleaning maid or man, I'll gladly accept that. But I prefer a lady than a man, if I can have a man, I'll probably ask him not just to clean my house but also clean ME! Ehermmm! Because why not? Lol. Okay, nevermind, moving on...

Having my own maid That's a real blessing for me. For someone who's really lazy to the core and will never think of cleaning, having one is really helpful and a big relief for me.

But why do I need one, aside from the fact that I'm really lazy? I can just do that, sure, but having someone who can do that for me has benefits too.

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I can focus more on my work.

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Maybe it is not work, but it is for me. I can focus more on blogging and some other things without adding that "Cleaning Time" to my schedule. And, instead of cleaning time, I can replace it with other things like doing my laundry and the dishes then add more to relaxation, lol. Yes, I can just do the other house chores, except cleaning, especially if I have to clean the whole house.

That's literally a pain in the ass for me later for squatting too much just to get those dust under the bed or in every nook and corner of the house. I hate it! I can have a little pain in my arms that is caused by washing my clothes or the dishes, but I don't want to clean the whole house, and experience body pain later. Am I too narrow-minded? Maybe I am, but I hate to experience that. My whole point is, I hate cleaning.

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I can have a cleaner environment.

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I may hate cleaning, but having a clean environment is a must for a healthy body. But am I getting those, especially since I hate cleaning right now? I can just clean my room, but not the whole house. As for cleaning our house, I need a hand to do that. I won't do it if no one will lend me a hand. But if I have a cleaning lady, then I don't need to do that anymore. A cleaning lady is equal to a CLEAN ENVIRONMENT!

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I can focus on relaxing without the distraction of dirt.

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Is relaxing my favorite, because I always say that? Yes! Relaxation means a happy life. It's my favorite, and I will do that not just for my body but also for my mental health. But no one can relax in a super dirty room, and having a cleaning lady is the answer to that. stress-free, so I can relax more, no wrinkles will be added to my face, thanks heaven.

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I will be the happiest woman alive.

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Cleaning is a responsibility, but I don't want that to be my responsibility, so a cleaning lady is the answer! I will hire a bunch of them so that I can live a peaceful and happy life.

Now you all know how I hate cleaning and how lazy I am. It's a bit embarrassing, but that's just how I really am. I will hate it even in my next life, only if possible.

Then proceed with being reborn as a trash bin. Oh gosh, I really hope not (≧▽≦).

Cleanliness is important, but not all people are fond of doing that. That is why some people hire a maid to do that job. Although you can only do that if you have a lot of money. But well, we can just work our asses off by doing things that we are good at to earn that money. A good plan, right?