☭ Chairwoman Meow Is Too Full Of Love 😻 Distributed Evenly Among Human Comrades 👲
Chairwoman Meow was kind enough to adopt 4 human comrades and share her irresistible cuteness 100% evenly and fairly among them, in true communist fashion.
😻 Chairwoman Meow Is A Communist With Her Love ☭
Pardon the constant communism references when concerning Chairwoman Meow, but I have a weird sense of humor, a big imagination, and I really like inventing nicknames. The running joke with Chairwoman Meow is that she is not our cat, but we are her humans, and this is technically true because she came to our place and decided we needed a cat.
It wasn't really a democratic choice, Chairwoman Meow simply won our hearts and minds within a few short weeks, and she is a full-on dictator, shuffling from human to human until enough love is distributed. Her favorite hobby is sleeping on whoever is sleeping, and occasionally she likes to sit on the chest of whoever is sleeping and stare at their face like some kind of psycho serial killer.
I assume I will lose many readers in the next few months because I will probably post about my new kitty commander far too much, and those interested in non-communist cat content will likely get bored with my blog.
🐈 I Guess I Am A Cat Dad Now
I have never been a cat dad in my life, always been a dog kind of person until this North Korean cat spy infiltrated my house and brainwashed me. Now she stays the night often, cuddles me in the morning, lays on my lap while I Hive (if than can be used as a verb), and generally just increases overall troop family morale.
Most people think that their pets are the smartest, cutest, but in this case it's actually true. My totally unbiased opinion is that Chairwoman Meow is the cutest furball in the galaxy, and with that comes massive amounts of privilege.
🐱 A Predator's Love
We cater to the Chairwoman's every whim, and it seems human rights take a backseat to feline needs. Despite us being vegan and maintaining a vegan household, a predator has chosen to us to receive her love, so it's been a bit of a balancing act.
The Chairwoman hunts, no doubt about that, and as a Cambodian cat she's very skilled in this craft, and can catch geckos, mice, grasshoppers, anything that suits her tastes. Well, it makes no sense to us, but she seems to enjoy eating our food, and only supplements her diet with a fresh kill when the urge becomes irresistible.
I'm not sure whether or not it's vegan, but I've crossed a dangerous line now that I know Chairwoman Meow loves to eat grasshoppers. My family thinks it gross and would rather she eat fish, but I am not going to trap or kill anything because it goes against my silly vegan code. Okay, top-secret info, don't tell my family, but I may or may not take the Chairwoman on grasshopper hunts when the family is not watching.
I may or may not place her in the vicinity of a tasty grasshopper and perhaps even point at said grasshopper, and if that's bending the rules, then I am rule bender. Even at night when I work on the computer, sometimes I see a grasshopper and point at it, then Meow does her thing. I only discard the wings so that my family is not traumatized by her preferring winged insects over fish protein, and I salute Chairwoman Meow for choosing more sustainable protein choices.
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Grasshoppers are definitely vegan ;<)
there's grass in their name, after all
guess that was your joke. Good one haha! :<)
My wife and I still can't agree on what/how to feed her. I would prefer she hunt and kill for her live protein, but inside the house there is only vegan food for her. My wife thinks hunting insects, lizards, and other small prey is gross, and she'd rather buy fish to feed Chairwoman, but that fully crosses the vegan line.
I take Chairwoman Meow on hunting expeditions, that's kind of my new favorite hobby. She's a sweet baby kitty, afraid to explore far from home with so many potential dangers, so I can escort her to hunting grounds she'd normally not be brave enough to go to on her own. I never catch anything for her, but I certainly point and hint. I feel better knowing that she can hunt for whatever she's lacking in her diet, and she really enjoys bonding with me on our hunting trips.
#catdadlife #communistkitties #catcomrade #veganhunting
Cat daddy, your cat look so calm and gentle.
Haha, Chairwoman put a spell on me 🔮.
Lol will you be able to remove the spell??
Chairwoman is very popular cat and it looks like she has a good time napping on that bouncy bed. 🤣
She is a ball of joy, and her love for life is infectious.
Well everybody would be really enjoyed watching this adorable chairwoman cat. Even me, I also enjoyed watching how cute she is.
Nonsense! Who doesn't love stories and photos about cute cats?
Fair enough, I consider permission granted by one to be permission granted by all 😁.
That's the way to do it!
The real bos in house is chairwoman meow. Hehe my new favourite
Luckily she is a benevolent dictator, those are always the best kind.
She is adorable, and seems like such a sweet thing! 😊
That's a real Commander Kitty right there, this one made my day. I think Meow's communist policies would require all humans to catch 10 grasshoppers per day for kitty consumption 🤣.
Meow 🙏
Chairwoman Meow is beautiful, and appears very loving!
However, in case no one has warned you, a cat needs a VERY high protein diet, and carbohydrates are quite bad for them. Just "supplementing" a primarily vegan diet with the occasional fresh kill won't be enough for her. She will suffer from many health problems, including (eventually) blindness and death. If you are going to keep a cat as a pet, make sure you feed her proper cat food. If you cannot bring yourself to do that due to your "silly vegan code," then PLEASE give her to a family that is willing to feed her properly. Here is a trustworthy article about some of the reasons trying to feed a cat a vegan diet is unethical. https://www.aspca.org/news/why-cant-my-cat-be-vegan
Well, the vegan thing is mostly a running joke we have. I am very aware of animal care, grew up on a farm in Indiana. Well, we are actually are vegan though, that is legit.
Cambodian cats are very different than American cats I think. Cambodian cats are true survivors, with all but a handful not even knowing cat food exists. I heard somewhere in the capital a foreign shop sells cat food, but a small bag is more expensive than the average monthly income here. I wouldn't buy it anyways because it's a bunch of dead chopped up heavily processed animals.
If you were a frequent reader of my blog, perhaps you'd understand my sense of humor a little more and Chairwoman's need for a funny backstory. She's also not communist, I read somewhere that is dangerous for kitties too.
I can't give Chairwoman Meow away because she's not ours to keep captive. She just wandered into our lives one day, I warned her we were vegans, but yet she continued to hang out with us. She goes missing for 12 hours quite a bit, sometimes a full day, and she is a ruthless killer of all things that move, no cat food required. She only nibbles a bit of seaweed, nutritional yeast, and some bread bits now and then, but then she goes hunting.
You must understand things are very different in Cambodia than the west. Nobody owns any cats here, they claws and fur and are free to travel wherever they like, and Meow only leaves us when she wants some meat. There are plenty of fish heads and random animal bits for her to eat throughout the village, but I made a deal with Meow that whatever she does outside the home is fair game. As long as I don't see it and she doesn't meow about it, it's like it never happened and Meow is not a godless killing machine.
This might be strange for some, but her favorite snack is grasshoppers and butterflies, and on a few occasions she's had access to meat and chose to swallow some butterflies. Most animals are smarter than we give them credit for, and will maintain a healthy diet on their own. All cats in Cambodia, vegan or not, eat rice and all kinds of vegan stuff all day long, it's just the norm here because even the humans often don't have enough money to feed themselves as much protein as they'd like.
Sorry to ramble, it's obvious you care about cats very much, so I don't want you to worry. I am often very cynical and weave some tall tales in my posts, and for a first time reader it's probably hard to separate the two.
I am indeed a cat lover. And as long as she has free access to all the wild prey she can catch, she should probably be okay. I rather figured that cat food might be a rarity in Cambodia, but also, as you say, did not understand how much humor was included in your posts.
I can definitely believe the bit about grasshoppers and butterflies. Every cat I've ever had has gone nuts over any critter that flies in the house, be it moth, roach, or lightning bug (the latter being poisonous, unfortunately). I tend to think it has more to do with the fact that they are both toy and snack in one, however. Though to be fair, grasshoppers are pretty high protein! Not sure about butterflies, as I can't find any nutritional info about them. I guess they're one of the few foods humans haven't considered trying to use to solve world hunger. :)
Thank you for clarifying, and I'm glad you realize that Meow is not a godless killing machine. As with all obligate carnivores, she's just doing what she must to survive. 💜