May I talk about May?

What would I say,
about May?
A good month, overall,
without doing all
the stuff that I expected,
respected my time, a dime
or two, spend outrageously on a shoe,
Slothbuzz, Splinterlands,
ants in the pants,
willy-nilly on Zealy,
walking on hilly
grounds, spent some pounds,
played some League of Legends,
not much, but such
a downer, losing ends,
13 games before the season ends,
on Splinterlands
diamond ranks.

Rather than obvious,
seeing another Fast and Furious,
Guardians of the Galaxy too,
with my boo, a shoe,
and some long walks
into the sunset,
everything is set,
take a seat, repeat
your day, work like an orc,
do not use a spork,
my fork is missing a dent,
can I call it Trident?
The incident
when I was one with the Universe,
was so intense,
happened again, once more.
Moments to live for,
and the time to sleep,
and dream about the deep
alternative world, hiding in my mind
spider, hive, remind-ing myself
to remove the Elf
from the shelf. Out of sight.
Have a wonderful June
and good night.