Let's not talk about how tired I am, Melby. Let's not tell anyone how much effort it takes to capitalize the beginning of each sentence or how hard it is to find that tiny little dot they put at the end of them through these underwater sleep eyes and where the fuck is that fucker anyway oh there it is

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Melby, don't tell anyone how much coffee I drank today or is it tomorrow already how much coffee I will drink yesterday. Don't talk about how much antacid I'm going to need to get off this trip and fall asleep before dawn.

And I don't want anyone to know that I sit next to the space heater by the wide-open window when it's freezing outside because I think it feels nice both the hot and the cold and I hate being separated from the outdoors. Let's keep all that wasted energy on the downlow, Melby. Keep it under our belts. You don't have a belt, Melby, so just keep it in your pants.

Melby, please don't tell anyone I laugh at my own jokes and go back and laugh at them again just for fun and how it's even more fun when I'm braindead tired so let's do it again.

Let's not talk about what I wrote about today, either, Melby, especially not about the bad lover who was a great friend and how I'm sorry I was so sick when we met. It's just too serious and I'm not the mood to be taken seriously so seriously, just forget I said anything, ok?

Mum's the word, Melby. Mum. It's easier to say if you have lips, but I guess that's what makes you so good with secrets.

This is my secret entry for the #monomad challenge, held daily in the Black and White Community.
Give it a try. After a good night's sleep.

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