how to ship a goose across the globe

2 months ago

How should I compose this post? Should I start with this picture?

Or this one?

And oh yeah what about words. All that filler stuff that goes in between the pictures. If I don't pad the pictures with enough words they might get broken in transit as they fly across the internets and into the screen-scorched retinas of all my beloved readers picture-looker-atters.

I suppose I could compose a poetic prose of packing peanuts. Babble a little about bubble wrap and the natural alliteration of corrugated cardboard boxes. A couple of styrofoam corners wouldn't hurt, either, so long as I get them in there eloquently enough. Don't want to damage the product.

If that doesn't work I can always write this out by hand, look it over, and make a disgusted grunt. If I repeat the process a few times the resulting wads of crumpled paper should provide adequate padding for transport. It's not like anything we're shipping here is particularly fragile.

Except maybe my ego.

_{Does this goose have teeth?!}

_{_{I'm losing my mind.}}

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@meesterboom 81

2 months ago

That's a secure packing!

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@corvidae 74

2 months ago

Why thank you!! I've got some extra if you need to pad the walls of your bitcoin bunker.

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@dimascastillo90 75

2 months ago

Fantastic photo sequence! I've tried to choose my favorite but they all are 😍 Great shots @corvidae Have a nice weekend :)

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2 months ago

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@corvidae 74

2 months ago

Thank you @dimascastillo90!!

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2 months ago

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2 months ago

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@corvidae 74

2 months ago

thanks @redditposh and @dimascastillo90!

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@castleberry 72

2 months ago

I am a proud 'picture-looker-atter' of yours!

I didn't mean to make light of your expressions in your previous posts. I just enjoy injecting some humor via gifs. This post will be no exception. However, I do think that your intrapersonal thoughts, prose, and sharing is an important outlet for your own self-examination... even if none (or just a select handful) of us get it. You are not nearly as alone as it may seem and feel at times. Just wanted you to know!

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@nanixxx 72

2 months ago

I subscribe to this message too.

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@castleberry 72

2 months ago

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@corvidae 74

2 months ago

Thanks for your words, CBC! And don't worry, I get your humor.

I love the creative outlet of writing. Definitely takes the intensity out of my difficult feelings when I share them.

I don't feel alone, really. I mean, not involuntarily. Sometimes, but everything is a feeling sometimes. It's nice to be able to share, even to the small percentage of those who actually read what I've written. And someone once pointed out that just because people don't comment doesn't mean they aren't resonating with and/or finding comfort in what I share. Most certainly I am not the only human in all the world who is enduring the hardships of humanity.

Thanks for being a picture-looker-atter!!!

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@castleberry 72

2 months ago

I have to curate so many posts in Photography Lovers and Alien Art communities that I don't get to read all the posts I look over. It's usually more like skimming to check for plagiarism. But, when I come across your posts I do read and look. You usually share more creative and profound expressions than most. For fun or just to process those feelings you mentioned at times. I also agree that people don't always comment when and how they resonate with your sentiments but that doesn't mean they aren't there lurking in the background.

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@corvidae 74

2 months ago

But, when I come across your posts I do read and look.

This makes me feel extra special, thank you!!!!

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@castleberry 72

2 months ago

You should feel extra special because you are. I feel like you always say more than you actually write for those paying attention and because what you write is more meaningful than most... i usually don't skip seeing what the text has to offer. You have provoked many thoughts over the years and I appreciate that!

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@corvidae 74

2 months ago

Aside from the creative catharsis, that is the primary reason why I am drawn to writing: to reach others.

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@castleberry 72

2 months ago

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@corvidae 74

2 months ago

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@castleberry 72

2 months ago

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@tunikatu 58

2 months ago

Great photos! The frozen water is impressive.

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@corvidae 74

2 months ago

Thanks @tunikatu!

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@nanixxx 72

2 months ago

... but how the hell do you put those letters so small like that? Tiene dientes. 🤣

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@corvidae 74

2 months ago

Tal vez mi ganso es Nessie..?

I use the sub command, in between these thingies < >, and to make it stop being little I slash the sub, like this /sub
but it has to be in between the < > thingies:
< sub >thing you want to say in a smallish way < /sub >
but no spaces in between the thingies and the word sub. Thingies should be the correct terminology.

I think there's a way to write that out so you can actually see how I am doing it without creating the command but I'm too old to care how to learn that. I trust your intelligence to decrypt my middle-aged explanation.

You can use multiple subs to get infinitely tiny.
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