Monomad: I need a date!

One sunny afternoon, I found this guy alone. I could feel sadness on his face. At that moment, I wanted to soothe him as much as I could. I tried humming "Sweet Child O' Mine" by Guns N' Roses, but the sadness wouldn't go away. The little guy was still frozen in place. But I kept singing until then, "Shut up! Your voice is so bad it makes my ears hurt!" Suddenly, he started interrupting me. "Get out of my way; I don't need you. You freak! All I need is a pretty girl for a date. Oh no, what a bad day!"